Showing posts with label jews running the white house. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jews running the white house. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Food-related grammatical mistakes: No. 1


West Berlin, June 26, 1963. The Berlin Wall's been up for less than 12 months. JFK's opportunity to inspire the West - and make up for that whole Bay of Pigs thing.

"All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin.
Ich bin ein Berliner!"

Translation: I am a jelly donut.

Who knew that JFK was such a fan of sufganiyot? You'd think he'd have been totally put off of the Jews and kosher food by that whole rabbi's curse on the house of Kennedy.

Sufganiyot are delicious, so I guess he was willing to overlook it. Or maybe there was someone in the White House who bade him look the other way.

Berlin, by the way, is packed with ein berliner-themed souvenirs.
I brought home a million bumper stickers of jelly donuts saying, Ich bin ein berliner! They look like turds, and they get funnier with time.

Check out Eddie Izzard's hilarious take on this here.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

White House Seder


Continuing on the Pesach trend, was anyone else surprised that the seder held at the White House was the first one ever conducted there? So much for Adbusters' theory that Jews run the world. Anyway, CNN reported that Eric Lesser, assistant to David Axelrod, led the thing. I don't know. Seems to me that Obama's at the head of the table.

Bitter herb and parsley from Michelle's victory garden weren't available. So the pack made due with the Whole Foods variety.